Grease Monkey Jive by Paton Ainslie

Author:Paton, Ainslie [Paton, Ainslie]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780857990006
Published: 2012-10-31T04:00:00+00:00

“There’s this bloke at work, he’s got this mate who’s a girl, and he’s got a steady girlfriend. And last night, the friend who’s a girl, not the girlfriend, has a sleep over. You with me? Anyway this guy wants us to believe it’s all innocent and nothing happened. It’s completely suss, if you ask me,” said Ant, downing his beer.

“It’s not suss,” said Fluke. “I’ve slept with a girl without fucking her.”

“Why!” said Ant, nearly swallowing the bottle.

“God, Ant. It’s not so far-fetched.”

“Not for you.”

“Sandy, she was my best friend at teacher’s college. We were flatmates, but there was no attraction. She had a boyfriend. She’s married to him now. We were just really good mates.”

“So what? You’d get in her bed?”

“She’d get in mine. We’d lay there and talk. It was great. Sometimes we’d just fall asleep. There was nothing too it.”

Ant was shaking his head in complete disbelief. “Only you, Fluke.”

Dan said, “And me,” and immediately wished he’d kept it to himself, but it was so fresh and raw and he was keyed up about seeing Alex in the next hour for their regular lesson.

“You wouldn’t have the rank stupidity or the self-control to have a girl in your bed and not molest the fuck out of her,” Ant scoffed.

“Well, I must, because I have,” he said, knowing he had to tough it out.

“You!” Ant exploded.

“Yep and she was beautiful too, and I... we just went to sleep.”

“What else were you going to say then?” asked Mitch.

Dan slow blinked. “I was going to say I held her and she went to sleep on my chest and it was nice, but you bastards would just think that was more lies.” He was remembering how nice it had felt, to lay with Alex and feel her relax and watch her fall asleep. If she hadn’t been so upset, it would’ve been kind of magical.

“Who was the chick?” Ant fired across the table.

“Never mind.”

“Nah, you’ve gotta tell us now,” Ant said, getting right up in his face. “Do we know her? Ah, just looking at you I know we do. Who was it?”

“Not was – Is. And that’s the thing, Ant. She’s a friend, so it wouldn’t be right for me to brag about it, now would it?”

“A friend?” said Fluke. “Like a girl who’s a friend? When did this happen?”

“When you lot weren’t watching. Thank God.”

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